My own nudist colony

everytimeidiabetes:

DONT CARE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

(Source: arabela25, via itshazel-belle)

2 days ago -

23899

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

(via itshazel-belle)

6 days ago -

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kaciart:

slackeremeritus:

videohall:

Scared kitten goes crazy

> That cat wants some carpet for traction so bad.

> I was not expecting it to be that good.

I love how the lizard is all “the hell, dude, chill out”.

*crying*

I wasn’t expecting that at all.